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Aarr! It’s TLAPD!

Posted by Richard on September 19, 2017

Shiver me timbers! Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. I’m going to head over to Aarrby’s. And then go get some rum!

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TLAPD! TLAPD!

Posted by Richard on September 19, 2016

Shiver me timbers! I almost forgot that today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And there’s not a drop of rum in the house!

Q: What comic strip do pirates like best?

A: Gary Larrrson’s The Farrr Side

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Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Posted by Richard on September 19, 2015

September 19 is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. What are you going to do to celebrate? If you click that link, you can sing along with “Drunken Sailor.” Granted, it’s more fun after several helpings of grog, and the sun is barely over the yardarm. But since it’s Saturday (which, as the site points out, makes this Talk Like A Pirate Weekend) …

Q: Who is the most popular cartoonist among pirates?
A: Gary Laarrrson (The Faarrr Side)

Q: What board game do pirates like to play?
A: Paarrrcheesi

Drink up, folks, I’ll be here all night. <tap><tap><tap> Is this thing on?

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Avast! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Posted by Richard on September 19, 2014

Ahoy, me hearties! I hope ye be enjoying International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Starrrt yer celebration by hitting that link and singing along with “Drunken Sailor.” And make sure ye have some grog later today.

Q: When they want to get away from the sea, where do pirates like to go?

A: Arrrkansas.

Q: What kind of sweaters do pirates prefer?

A: Carrrdigans.

Q: What rock musicians would pirates most like to meet?

A: The Wilson wenches from Hearrrt.

OK, I’ll stop now.

Arrr! International Talk Like a Pirate Day September 19

 

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Take this with a grain of salt, amigos

Posted by Richard on February 22, 2014

Today is National Margarita Day. You know what you have to do.


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Aarr! It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Posted by Richard on September 19, 2013

Shiver me timbers! I almost forgot that today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. It’s not too late to hit that link, sing along with “Drunken Sailor,” and check out all the pirate humor, pirate lingo, and other pirate stuff.

Q: Why do pirates like Walmart so much?
A: It’s headquartered in Aarrkansas and it rrrolls back prices.

 

Arrr! International Talk Like a Pirate Day September 19

 

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Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Posted by Richard on September 19, 2012

Aye, matey, today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. In fact, it’s the 10th anniversary of ITLAPD! So hit that link, sing along with “Drunken Sailor,” and check out all the pirate humor, pirate lingo, and other pirate stuff.

Q: What’s the pirates’ favorite Middle Eastern country?
A: Qatarrr.

Q: What kind of socks do pirates wear?
A: Arrrgyle.

Q: What classic rock group do pirates listen to?
A: The Carrrs.

Arrr! International Talk Like a Pirate Day September 19

 

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TLAPD!

Posted by Richard on September 19, 2011

Well, shiver me timbers, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day! Hit that link and sing along with "Drunken Sailor." Then pour yourself some grog and spend some time exploring the rest of the site.

Q: Why don't pirates like the U.S. Constitution?
A: They preferred the Arrr-ticles of Confederation.

Q: Who is the pirates' favorite poet?
A: Walt Whitman ("Avast similitude interlocks all…")

I'll stop now. 🙂

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Words to live by

Posted by Richard on November 14, 2008

From Instapundit:

This is the blogosphere — if you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong!

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