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Great moments in environmentalism, part 2

Posted by Richard on January 28, 2011

Tracy Province, a convicted murderer who escaped from an Arizona minimum-security prison and went on a crime spree before his capture, told authorities he went to Yellowstone with the intention of overdosing on heroin and becoming bear food.

Unfortunately for Gaia and its worshippers — and for some hungry grizzly — just before shooting up, he chickened out. Because, he claimed, of divine intervention. And it was too cold.

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2 Responses to “Great moments in environmentalism, part 2”

  1. David Bryant said

    Mr. Province isn’t a real environmentalist. A real environmentalist would be deeply concerned about the effect the heroin might have on the bear.

  2. rgcombs said

    πŸ™‚ He probably thought the bear would enjoy the buzz as much as he did.

    Hey, at least he wasn’t a tweaker planning to OD on meth. Now there’s a scary thought: grizzly bears on meth!

    “Not even once.” πŸ˜‰

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