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The Twitter questions Obama should have answered

Posted by Richard on July 8, 2011

Iowahawk submitted a bunch of questions to the President's Twitter Town Hall, but none were selected. Too bad, because they're much more entertaining than the ones chosen. And certainly more entertaining than the President's answers. Here are a few of my favorites:

An $8 billion high speed train leaves Chicago for Iowa City at 8:15am at 40mph. Why?

I let my Mexican drug lord license expire. Am I still eligible for the free machine gun program?

Why do you need permission to be clear, and not need permission to bomb Libya?

I just voted to increase my sobriety ceiling. Why won't the bartender give me another drink?

I really need to start living within my means. Do you recommend I start holding up banks or convenience stores?

Are strawmen cheaper when you buy them by the gross?

if punishing employers results in more employment, can you also punish beer makers?

Plenty more where those came from. Read the whole thing.

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