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Vodkapundit is drunkblogging the SOTU

Posted by Richard on January 28, 2014

Go here to follow Stephen Green’s drunkblogging of the State of the Union address/speech/harangue. Believe me, it’s a lot more entertaining than listening to the Prez.

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3 Responses to “Vodkapundit is drunkblogging the SOTU”

  1. Rick Shultz said

    Well I’ve seen my first drunk blog of the SOTU. Stephen was very funny and Prof. Wiggleroom was not. That Grey Goose must be good stuff even if Bacardi DOES make it now. Ah, the memories. Bacardi 151 gave me the worst hangover I have ever had. I was sitting on the toilet at a friend of mine’s apartment the morning after a class A party vomiting into a bucket while the contents of my bowel were exploding out the other end of me like the back blast of an RPG, while this little guy with a hammer was inside my head banging on my brain. In Tennessee we have a name for this particular type of hangover. It is called, for painfully obvious reasons, the “Double Barrel” hangover. In my case it was caused by the only drink I ever invented on my own, which is known as the “Sir Isaac Newton”(also for obvious reasons)and consists of 4 ounces of Bacardi 151 and 6 ounces of unsweetened apple cider over crushed ice, shaken, not stirred and poured into a tall glass. The lime slice is optional. As the hangover effects wore off, and I was feeling human again, my friend whose apartment it was showed up with his girlfriend and her sister. He and his girlfriend left to go somewhere, and an idea popped into my head which, by this time, had stopped aching, and I decided that I was going to see if it would work or get me killed. I turned to Bob’s girlfriend’s sister whose name oddly enough was the same as my wife, Debbie, and said the following words: “You know I’ve been sitting here looking at you and wondering what it would be like to go to bed with you.” This has to be the crudest and weirdest pick-up line I have ever tried, but it worked. She said “Well…why not?” We went to the back bedroom and screwed like minks. This was near the end of my senior year in high school, and so far, still ranks as one of the strangest days of my life.

    • Richard said

      …vomiting into a bucket while the contents of my bowel were exploding out the other end of me like the back blast of an RPG…

      TMI, dude!

      • Rick Shultz said

        Yeah, you’re probably right there man. Sometimes I get carried away so I’ll probably never be a decent writer.
        But it was sure a helluva weird day.

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